I thought I could just sail straight to Red Beard’s Lair and punch my way through. Spoiler: I was wrong. My first attempt at the WitchSpring R Pirate Cave turned into a masterclass in open-ocean drift, reset-proof minecarts, and the kind of counterattack that makes you question every melee button you’ve ever pressed. Who needs a map when the shoreline is right there? Apparently, I...